The Parents Are Here! The Parents Are Here!

How does MiddBlog know?

1. It is impossible to drive through town.
2. There is no available parking on-campus.
3. I have had 2.5 brushes with death while crossing the street.
4. There has been a sudden increase of people aged 40-65 and the student to faculty ratio has not improved.

H’ok so. Now that you have successfully completed Steps 1-5, as outlined below, you have to figure out what to do with the family over the next 72 fun-filled hours. That is a long time, my friends, and MiddBlog is here to help.

Friday
Atwater Commons Reception, 2 p.m. to 4 p.m. in Allen Lounge

The Pumpkin Tumble, 3:30 to 6 p.m. on Battell Beach: “Come hang out with mini-donks, try your skills at an eating contest, race pumkins up and down a hill and listen to some sweet old-time music at the Mountain Club’s annual Pumpkin Tumble.” OMG MINI DONKS!!!1!

Two Americas: Income Inequality in the United States, 4:30 to 6:00 p.m. in RAJ. How appropriate for Parents Weekend!

Open Hip-Hop Classes by Riddim, 4:30 to 5:30 p.m. in Coltrane Lounge. Someone please take your parents to this. And then send the pictures to MiddBlog [at] gmail [dot] com. You will be handsomely rewarded with a tray, salt ‘n pepper shakers, and a bottle of juice.

Hillel Shabbat Service, 5:30 to 6:30 p.m. in FIC. Pretend like you’ve been going all semester.

Women’s Volleyball, 6:00 to 10:00 p.m. in Pepin. Say hi to Ellen for me.

Informal Dinner Chat with Duda Penteado, 6:30 to 8:00 p.m. in Carr Hall.

MCAB Free Friday Film: Ratatouille, 7:00 to 9:00 p.m. and 10:00 to 11:55. What? Knocked Up wasn’t good enough for Parents Weekend?

Open House Night at the Observatory, 7:30 to 9:00 p.m. Probably will be cancelled. I guess it just wasn’t in the stars.

MCAB Family Trivia, 7:30 to 9:30 in the Grille. Show your family just how smart you are!

Francois Clemmons and Cynthia Huard, piano, 8:00 to 10:00 p.m. in the CFA.

Certified Organic Musical, 8:00 to 10:00 p.m. in Hepburn Zoo.

MiddCheer Talent Show, 8:00 to 10:00 p.m. in McCullough

Late-Night: Middle School, 11:30 to 2:30 a.m. What fun! A trip back in time to the worst days of your life!

Stay tuned for Saturday!