Dubbya’s Yale Transcript

The end of the semester is quickly approaching. Woah. I swear I just heard a collective campus scream when I wrote that.

At any rate, now is a good time to evaluate your grades. Surely, you have more than one grade for each class at this point in the semester, don’t you? Do you need to bring your English paper to the CTLR? Should you make a date with your Spanish tutor? Do you need to study harder for those Biology exams?

Whatever you need to do, you can rest assured that your grades are probably better than those of George W. Bush, when he attended Yale University. And if they aren’t, well, you can probably be President of the United States anyway.