Ok, ok. So, I know my movie street cred has a bad reputation. I promoted “Bee Movie” and I’m really, really sorry about that. I was enchanted by the previews and I let them get in the way of my better judgment. We all make mistakes. Forgiven? Awesome.
“Juno” stars 20-year-old actress Ellen Page as, you guessed it, 16-year-old Juno MacGuff. As Juno puts it, “it all started with a chair.” One thing leads to another, and Juno finds herself drinking her weight in Sunny D for a noble cause: her pregnancy tests. “So, what’s the prognosis, Fertile Myrtle? Minus or plus?” asks store clerk Rollo, played by the amazing Rainn Wilson. “I don’t know. It’s not seasoned yet. Nope . . . there it is. The little pink plus sign is so unholy,” Juno responds as she shakes the pregnancy tester. Rollo cautions, “That ain’t no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can’t be un-did, Homeskillet.”
Or can it? That’s the big question of the movie. Juno decides, “I’m just gonna go ahead an’ nip this thing in the bud. Cuz you know, they say pregancy leads to . . . infants.”
In conclusion, I pretty much stink at reviewing movies. So, I’m going to let you watch the trailer and you can decide for yourself.
Juno is playing at the theater in town tomorrow at 6:30 and 9.