51 Main At the Bridge recently added Fizzy Lifting Drink to its repertoire of mocktails to attract the as yet untapped market of Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory fans. Although the Fizzy Lifting Drink has brought customers to 51 Main in droves, the bubbly beverage has created headaches for the waitstaff.
“The customers insist on being served near the ceiling. I have consumed so much Fizzy Lifting Drink, my stomach is about to explode,” said one waitress.
Another added, “My tips have really taken a hit. It takes about an hour for Fizzy Lifting Drink to wear off, so I am unable to serve my other guests.”
One waitress, perched high atop a stack of bar stools and phonebooks shouted, “They bump into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized!”
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Giving half of the students said drinks could allow twice as many students to use the same space, thereby reducing heating costs while simultaneously alleviating housing issues.
Should be brought to rLieb’s attention, Stat!
By: The Imaginator on April 1, 2009
at 10:13 am