Wayfarers for All

Neon plastic Wayfarers: these brilliant pieces of flair first appeared at this year’s Orange Crush concert during Winter Carnival. Unfortunately, for most people, multiple pairs throughout the evening got stomped on, danced on and I-don’t-know-what on and are now in fragments at the recycling center (probably soon to start backing up sewage in the town). Only a select few were lucky enough to hold onto a pair, turning heads on the sidewalks as they walk to the gym or library. Recognizing that some students are now feeling very left out, the College has decided to provide these sunglasses at every function, from Hirschfield films to RAJ lunches. When asked why the College chose to acknowledge this trend and not, say, Crocs or designer backpacks, one official, wishing to remain anonymous (not JK Rowling), said, “Because everyone should look like JFK.”