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Poisoned water supply? Dead bodies? Excavation underway?

Water outage. Check.
Bulldozers. Check.
Rotting, reeking carcasses of campus intruders? Uhh.. no. (That would be cool, though.)

’twas a week ago when an emergency excavation site popped up in front of the Wright Theatre. That’s June 8, Monday morning to be exact.

That’s a week ago, if it helps you.

Battell, this year’s infamous summer employee residence hall, along with Johnson and Sunderland, had their water supply cut off for approximately 5 hours due to the finding of “another bed section of water” for these buildings.

Students that were completely unaware of the situation were especially dumbfounded after they:

- Finished their businesses in the bathrooms
- Tried to cook instant ramen for breakfast
- Tried to cook instant ramen for brunch
- Tried to cook instant ramen for lunch
- Got ready to take a quick shower in the shower stalls

So far, I have yet to find out what exactly happened to the water source/pipes; however, if you have absolutely nothing to do during the day, you can go check the place out in front of Battell.

Yeah, it’s still there. Amazing.

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