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GIF Meme Takes Campuses By Storm

Meme site “#WHATSHOULDWECALLME” chronicles the life of a law student through little animated images (or GIFs) that characterize and epitomize her reactions to various events and interactions. The site has amassed avid followers, internet infamy and has spawned dozens of “knock-off” sites (“MYLIFEASAKITTEN” and “How Do I Put This Gently,” for example).

The concept has hit college campuses, resulting in sites like “What Happens at Hamilton” and “Michigan GIFs” (there’s also the NESCAC-wide “What Should We ‘Cac Me“). Now Middlebury has followed suit with “What Should Midd Call Me.” From breakfast for dinner in Ross to class registration and “Like a Prayer,” WSMCM is off to a giggle-inducing start.

 

WHEN IT'S 70 DEGREES AND SUNNY OUTSIDE BUT I'M STUCK IT THE LIBRARY DOING RESEARCH

 

The Dish on Dishes

This is a guest post by sophomore Nathan LaBarba, an SGA Senator.

This Tuesday you may have noticed Proctor’s (and Ross’s?) rather provocative display. 30 or so stacks of cup racks, with no cups. Attached to the stacks was a sign that read something along the lines of, “These were full when you guys left for Spring Break. Where have all our cups gone?”

Then, around 7 pm that evening, one of you, whose name I will not point out, wrote in reply, “Where did my $50,000 go?” This person believes that because of this person’s $50,000 tuition, the College should have purchased new cups for us all. This person is completely wrong in so many ways, which I will not take the time to point out. This person’s friends all laughed at his antics while others who read this person’s contribution to the sign walked away in disgust. Frankly, I don’t know where this person’s sense of entitlement has come from, but I hope (and am pretty certain) that most of you don’t believe the college should baby us by buying us new dishes when we take them or throw them away.

I had a conversation with Virginia on the Proctor dining staff that night. Because students are constantly looking for and asking for more cups and dishes during dining hours, often hostilely, she has taken to visiting the recycling center on her own time, without pay, and filling boxes with dishes and cups that students have thrown away. Her frustration almost moved her to tears. She took me back to the dish wash station and introduced me to the people who wash our dirty, disgusting dishes (without ever asking for a thank you), and they shared her sentiments.

The thing about this is that there is a really simple solution to this problem. If you take a dish out of the dining hall (which is fine), bring it back. Don’t put it in the box on your hall that says “please return to dining” because we all know that those just sit there.

Every one of us is at fault here, even those of us who don’t take dishes out of the dining hall. We all walk past those boxes and say to ourselves, “Nahh, I didn’t put anything in here, so I don’t need to take it back.” In a perfect world, we would be right. Unfortunately there are many people on this campus who think that they can put stuff there and that, for some reason, they are entitled to something we are not, which is an exemption from being responsible for their own mess. Until this changes, the rest of us have to do our part and carry those boxes back to the dining halls.

I wouldn’t have written this if I didn’t talk to Virginia in Proctor, who is impassioned beyond belief about this issue. If any of you had heard her, you would have been moved to do the same thing, trust me.

So let’s just all do our part and help out our outstanding dining staff, which serves each and every one of us for $3.17 per day, by bringing them back the dishes we have taken. I’m sick of drinking ginger ale out of a mug.

Preview Days: A Test of Character

Middlebury has just posted the schedule for prospective student Preview Days, and it is quite a sight (I’m digging those aquamarine hues Midd, when are we going to get some Gifs up there?).

The schedule labels events by who is invited: Prospective Students, Parents, and all you other hanger on-ers “All are welcome!” (siblings?? Friendless sophomores?? WHO DO YOU MEAN?)

Sometimes I like to leaf through Middlebury Admissions material just for fun, everything looks so exciting, so intriguing, so packed. If only Middlebury Admissions had written my college applications, I could probably be graduating Harvard, like Grad School, two years ago. With a reality show en route.

In between meet-n-greets with Mchaka Mchaka, Campus Republicans, and Arts n’ Crafts (one wonders who staffed the committee responsible for choosing student groups to represent Midd), I believe there is a nefarious message afoot. You thought you got into Middlebury because you were smart? Try attending all 71 events in the 72 hours of prospective weekend! It’s a test. And I for one, don’t intend to fail.

So gather Middlebury ‘All are welcome!’ It’s time to rise to the challenge to attend every single event. Any interested parties can contact me for 5 Hour Energy Shots, a shot of whiskey (so long as it’s from 4-5AM on Thursday 4/19 once the moon aligns with the steeple of Old Chapel). Victors will be granted an honorific sticker to be placed on your pending degree. It will say “Vanquisher of Prospective Weekend 2012. I.E. Real Student, not like all you other charlatans.”

Until then, I will be in the Abernathy Room fielding questions at my ‘underground panel’ of prospective students who happen to wander in.

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(This is really me, on the photo for the English Department web page.  Even though I major in Literary Studies. It’s a lie prospective students! It’s all a lie!!)

Axinn Diversion: Narnia Stolen (!)

Someone opened up the Narnia Closet in Axinn and a source sent in a picture of what they found inside: 

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I bet one of the Felice Brothers at Sepomena will make out with you this Friday if you find it…

Mass Email Diversion: On Ammo and Gas Tanks

The above title was the subject on an email I just received regarding unauthorized items that someone found at Munford House. This is better than that all campus email about raw milk circa 2009, poor underclassmen… you missed out. This one goes out to the post-Midd Notes generation.

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That is all. Updates will be posted (so long as I am not removed from CC)