Yes, Ryan that is true. THE BIG ONE IS OUT! Harvard has taken over Princeton! Amherst has taken over Williams! And aliens are taking over us! (More on this later). Actually, Wamhillerst is both number 1 at 100%. So let them fight it out. Not like any innocent bystanders will get in the way.
But the fact of the matter is: I had to face my mother this morning. I had to face my mother and explain to her why the tuition to Middlebury is +10,000$ more than Amherst. And Williams. And Swarthmore. And Wellesley. And Bowdoin. And Pomona. And Carleton. And Davidson. And Haverford. And Claremont. And Vassar. Oh wait, we only cost 9,000$ more than Vassar (Sup, Meryl?). And Wesleyan. And Grinnell. And Harvey Mudd. You get the point, I’m just going down the list. And so did she (My Mom, not Meryl).
And she went down this one too…
And Harvard. And Princeton. And Yale. And MIT. And Stanford. And CalTech. And UPenn. And Colombia (oh sorry only 9, 900$ more). And Duke. And UChicago. And Dartmouth. And Northwestern (Hi Lucas!). And WashU. And Cornell. And Johns Hopkins. And Brown…
And I was a bit baffled for a moment. And she glared at me for a moment. (Our financial situation could be a Shakespearian comedy without the marriage(s) at the end–that’s why she was glaring). She glared at me with hot poker eyes for a moment. But not really.
The first thing that came to my mind was: well our meal plan isn’t THAT good… we only cost, what 7$ tops a day to feed? What did that little plastic standy-uppy thingy on the table say?
The second thing that came to my mind was: Maybe it’s all the construction they are doing to appease and clean up after the extra terrestrials (still more on this later). But then I remembered, Vassar had aliens too this summer. Yale had them about two years ago when I decided I was physically too little to want to go there yet. Dartmouth didn’t have many when I went to pick my sister up at “so you want to go into medicine har-Har-HAR” camp. Not even the alien’s care about New Hampshire (I’m from there (here) which means I can say that).
The third thing that came to mind was: the “others” aren’t including room and board. Which, in fact, they aren’t. I explained that to my mother, and she sulked off as if a great battle had been called off for a bit of rain. But not really.
I apologize if you had wanted to read something with more of a conclusion or a climax towards the end there.
But not really.