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Sunday Reading: Yes, Please Do Talk Nerdy To Me

Hello everyone! So here we are at that midway point of Jterm! Whether the glass seems half-full (finally, skiing with real snow! Time for the hunt!) or half-empty (only two more weeks to deadline…), I hope this installment of Sunday Reading finds you well and fills your metaphorical glass with semi-useful information, a pause of entertainment, and smiles.

Science and Harry Potter: Scientists re-discovered a monkey previously thought to be extinct in the forests of Indonesia. The Miller’s Grizzled Langurs caught researchers by surprise, they had been hunted to near extinction for their meat and bezoar stones in the past. Harry Potter fans, according to the Washington Post, should know of Bezoars from Professor Snape’s lecture to first year students, as they “are believed by some to neutralize poison.”

Environment: As though the environmental movement isn’t young and hip enough — check out the Swap-O-Matic, an eco-friendly vending machine. And also in Environmental news, not only is Midd going to be installing a solar farm (as Middblog reported on earlier this week), but Sweden is exploring installing a four lane bike superhighway!
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Survivor South Pacific Season Finale Recap

Sophie finds out she wins (Photo courtesy of cbs.com)

First of all, I want to apologize for not doing a recap of last Wednesday’s episode, finals caught up with me in a big way.  In short, last week before the immunity challenge, Rick, Coach, and Sophie had all decided to vote off Brandon at the next tribal- he was becoming too much of a threat.  At the immunity challenge, however, Brandon won, throwing a wrench in the three’s plans.  Conveniently, at the same time all of Albert’s devious schemings caught up to him and it became clear he was the next to go.  Albert, scrambling, convinced Brandon “as a Christian man” to forgive him.  At tribal, Brandon gave Albert the immunity necklace to protect him.  Unable to see any other option, the three others reverted back to the original plan, voting off Brandon. Basically, Albert looked like a terrible person.

Sunday night, as I sat down to watch the finale from my couch at home, I realized how insane it is that Sophie has made it this far.  I started watching this season just to see Sophie and support Middkids, but as I explained what had happened in the season to my parents, I realized that this show is actually a crazy test of strength, both mentally and physically- which makes it all the more impressive that Sophie did so well.  That being said, this two hour finale was DRAMATIC- Very exciting. I was a little too excited actually. Also, this is long, sorry I’m not sorry.

Brandon and Ozzy's duel

Ozzy kicked off the episode with a pretty appropriate analysis of Brandon’s game play in the tribal the night before.  ”Brandon’s trying to play this game like he’s playing with God. He’s not playing with God, he’s playing with greedy people who want money.  That’s the game.” THANK YOU OZZY.

This season has had, in my opinion, an uncomfortable amount of weight put on religion, with many of the contestants using God to justify their actions or thanking God for victories.  Many of them seemed to have forgotten that this is a game in which deceptiveness and cunning are not only expected, but required to do well.  While loyalties are important, eventually it is an individual game and you will have to vote off people you were friends with.

Anyway, with that in mind, the episode began with the final Redemption Island duel.  Ozzy and Brandon fought it out in what has to be one of the hardest duels yet- hold onto a pole, without holds, for as long as possible. While both put up a good fight, Brandon ultimately lost, putting Ozzy back in the game and justifiably terrifying all of the other remaining contestants.

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Middlebury’s Sophie Clarke Wins Survivor

Sophie, '11 won Survivor tonight. That is awesome.

Sophie Clarke, Midd grad from 2011 won a million dollars on Survivor tonight.  Clearly our Middlebury education is worth something these days.  Look out for a more details and a recap of the finale episode tomorrow.  Congratulations! Here’s CBS news coverage.

Real World: San Diego Episodes 11 & 12 Recap

Finals and the Finale collided with equal and opposite force this week, twice-baking my brain like a potato. My apologies for an overdue recap of the Finale and a short recap of last week’s double feature! Read the full season saga here.

Episode 11: Tick, Tick, Cabo-oom!

In last week’s second ep, the gang took a south-of-the-border vacation from their vacationland beachfront San Diego mansion. Long, drunken, nude story short, Priscilla knocks back quiiite a number of bebidas alcohólicas and just wants to kiss everyone (horny, drunk straight girls! the plight of lesbians everywhere!) Zashley keep to themselves, while the other five housemates bond without them. The episode is still not available to watch online, but it will apparently be up on January 7 for when you’re bored at home and sick of watching WB11 reruns of Two and a Half Men.

Episode 12: An End to the Endless Summer

Before the housemates head their separate ways, they throw one last north-of-the-border fiesta. Frank and Nate are co-hosting a charity event at the House of Blues to benefit the It Gets Better Project, an organization dedicated to serving LGBT youth. Frank keeps his cool during the event’s planning stages, but pre-event jitters get the best of Nate, who in turn gets vreyyy druunknkk. He slurs himself silly onstage, leaves his housemates to run the silent auction by themselves, and is just about as annoying as the TERRIBLE band that plays the event.

The next day, Frank is hard at work on tying up loose ends after the event. Nate resists Frank’s demand for help, and a screaming match ensues, with Frank clad in a howling wolf tee and Nate wearing nothing but American flag compression shorts. Five minutes later, they’re back on good terms. Beautiful.

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Survivor South Pacific: Episode 12 Recap

Hey everyone, sorry for the delay in posting this recap, you know, finals happen and sickness abounds this time of year.  Also, brief sidenote, my episode was accompanied by some girl practicing Bach on the piano.  It was weird.

This episode continued the cycle of making us think something exciting is going to happen and revealing, surprise, that everything has happened exactly as we predicted it would.  In any case, there were verrry entertaining developments in the social front.

The episode began with the Redemption Island duel, involving grappling hooks and a big labyrinth maze, between Ozzy and Cochran.  Now here’s what we’re all thinking.  Its Ozzy, right.  Cochran is a little weird nerdy kid, there’s no way he wins.  HE ALMOST DOES.  Key word there is “almost.”  But honestly, ‘almost’ is WAY more than anyone was expecting out of him.  So Ozzy wins, surprise surprise.

Aww... tearful product placement.

Now, we’re far enough into the season to show the viewers just how hard this show really is with a tearful family reunion episode. Each survivor has a visitor to the island- dads, moms, brothers, wives- but they are only given a brief moment together before Ozzy gets to choose three contestants who will get to spend more time with their family members.  (Artificially manufacturing some support for Ozzy- seems a little fake.) Ozzy picks Coach, Brandon, and Albert.

I have a few comments about some of the interactions with family members before we move on.  Sophie, after hugging her father, tearfully requests peanut butter cups, freshly made banana bread, and a hamburger- a big one ready for her at the airport. Coach‘s brother- looks NOTHING like Coach.  Seriously.  He’s like a pudgy short pale white guy. And WOW MUSTACHE GUY WOW. Hugs his wife and than squeezes her butt for a really long time on national television.  Too long if you ask me.  I think you deserve a real name for that.  Welcome to the club, Rick.  Finally, due to Brandon’s extreme honesty, his father begins aggressively fighting his case with Coach, which is weird.

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